You know you're a longboarder when...

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1)You could care less about you're broken bone, you just want to get back to skating.
2)You see a hot chick on a longboard and look at what set up she has first.
3)You hate the rain.
4)When you're driving you wonder if a road would be fun to skate.
5)You have tried to pump in your car.
6)you wear your sliding gloves when your hands are cold.
7)when you put your car in neutral just to see how fast you can bomb a fat hill.
8)You are driving and take a turn too fast and fear your tires will slide out.
9)You check silverfish everyday...at least 5 times.
10)You spend hours looking at longboards, wheels, trucks, and bushings that you want.
11) one of your shoes rides a bit lower than the other
12) you think using brakes during car races is cheating.
13) you scout hills on Google Maps/Earth.
14) wish you could "coleman" your car down a hill.
15) you see construction cones and think that they would be a good slalom course.
16) you go out of your way just to avoid a piece of gravel and you're not even on your board.
17) Large cracks in the pavement mean much more to you than they do to the average person.
18) you wonder what durometer the tires on you car are.
19) gumballs are more than candy.
20) Your on the motor way in your car, you see a guy crossing the street and you slide to stop.
21) you see a red light and instinctively try to footbrake in your car.
22) You walk somewhere and you think to yourself. If I was on my board I'd be there by now.
23) you think about bushing combinations while you're driving up and down different hills.
24) your parents get mad at you because you are constantly taking apart your board in the house.
25) they amount of time spent talking about different set-ups is more than talking about women.
26) you get excited when you see a girl on a longboard.
27) you know the difference between longboarders and skateboarders and hate people that group the two together.
28) store clerks think you are going to steal stuff just because you have your board in your hands.
29) You lean your car around turns.
30) you tailgate when driving and claim that you're just drafting.
31) You name your kid Randal.
32) you footbrake on bikes.
33) the first things you look on a person's deck are the trucks and wheels.
34) you get in a DH posittion and pretend your bombing when your not on your board.
35) you're constantly looking for smooth pavement and sweet runs.
36) you're learning about seismic waves in science, and you keep thinking about big vents.
37) cross step while walking around school, and you footbrake to a stop.
38) people get confused when you talk about different dancing moves because they have never heard of the peter-pan, lookback, tiger-claw, or G-turn.
39) your going down the highway and you put your hand out the window to air brake.
40) you take all your boards in your car, just in case you happen to find a killer spot on the way to anywhere.
41) your excuse for being late was you HAD TO skate a hill you found on the way over.
42) you perk up when you here the word urathane, or durometer
43) you see a short board the first thought that pops into your head is, where are my slide gloves.
44) you show up to a date riding a longboard.
45) your road rash attracts attention from others.
46) someone asks you if you can do an ollie on your board you feel insulted.
47) someone says "speed cream" you don't think of anything inappropriate.
48) you challenge a car downhill for pinks.
49) you are always trying to talk your friends into getting a longboard so you can have more people to skate with.
50) you turn on the TV and see The channel "ABC11" news and think it says ABEC11.
51) your board costs more than the current market value of your car.
52) your ideal date is to go longboarding.
53) someone says "It's all downhill from here," and you get a bit giddy.
54) you don't go to a parking garage for the sole purpose of storing your car.
55) someone sees you take a HUGE fall and tries to help, you weakly point down the down the street and faintly say "my board"
56) your girl asks you to take her dancing and you grab your 60" deck.
57) you resent walking.
58) you're disappointed to discover that rolling sounds was actually coming from a wheeled suitcase.
59) you see a crowded sidewalk and think of it as a challenging slalom course.
60) you use public transportation as a "chairlift"
61) meet up with someone off the internet to longboard because you don't know anyone around you that has one.
62) you never get rid of a deck and your collection of boards is ridiculous.
63) carrying a skate tool in your pocket at work to remind you of what is waiting in the trunk of your car.
64) when you use your wheels to measure stuff with the metric system.
65) you try and pull a coleman on the flowrider at waterparks.
66) you always park your car at the top of a hill.
67) every hard piece of plastic you see looks like a slide puck.
68) you take advantage of home depot because they give out free corian samples.
69) your breaks at work consist of cruising instead of actually "breaking"
70) you link everything in physics class to longboarding.
71) you tried to put your car on angled risers.
72) you are skating down a road and u try to slalom down cat eyes(yellow things in the middle of the road)
73) you go car shopping and you make sure that ALL and any future longboards will fit in the trunk.
74) you keep your boards in your bedroom, not in the garage on a rack.
75) you get goosebumbs when you see a steep hairpin turn.
76) you can tell if someone is a real longboarder just by the way they kick or stand on it.
77) you carve and you think about nothing. space and time are simply there.
78) you try to drift shopping carts.
79) you walk in the street because the sidewalk has too many cracks.
80) you walk through home depo's wood department and wonder how much flex the wood has.
81) you're ears prick up at mundane words like "garage"
82) you wake up from a longboarding dream at 2 in the morning, yell "YES!", grab some clothes, longboard, and run outside to find some hills.
83) you hate the cops for saying, "so what kind of SKATEboard is that..." and you answer "its a longboard for one..." then you realize you shouldn't backsass the police.
84) a speeding tickets from DHing is a trophy and a symbol of status.
85) you're watching a movie, but you miss the first 15 minutes of it because you were thinking about the hill that someone was driving down in the opening scene.
86) your legs stop burning from being in a tuck for so long.
87) you start feeling withdrawal symptoms after not skating for a couple days.
88) you can find your way through a city better on your longboard than in a car.
89) you've added durometer to MS Word's Dictionary.
90) you can do shovits on 1-2"s of nose/tail but horribly mess up when there is more than 4"s because you are not used to that amount of leverage.
91) you have what seems like a scripted answer engraved in your head for when someone asks what your longboard is, why its better than a shortboard, where you got it, and how it rides.
92) you have added the word "longboard" because you are tired of spell check telling you it is not a word.
93) you sit in class and do nose manuals, g-turns, and shuvits with a pencil on your desk.
94) you get mad because someone just told you longboards arent for doing tricks on and are just for going from point a to point b.
95) ^or when someone says you CAN'T do tricks on a longboard.
96) you're bored, you cross step in place.
97) When your watching a DH video and you see someone crash and you see them and their board spinning and you think "man, I'm glad that isn't my board."
98) it actually hurts to look at rough pavement.
99) the weather channel is like a horoscope.
100) rainy days is similar to having depression.
101) you can run any speed from 30-60mph...but only for a few steps
102) an orangatang isnt and a animal, its a wheel

103) You don't post stupid crap on the internet.

Dimm a écrit:103) You don't post stupid crap on the internet.

It all depends on the season bro...

103) You post stupid crap on the internet during winter and whine about people's poor ability to write in a decent form during summer.

Or is that: You know you're a montrealsessions member when...??

104) This is not facebook...

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Nic a écrit:
2)You see a hot chick on a longboard and look at what set up she has first.
5)You have tried to pump in your car.
6)you wear your sliding gloves when your hands are cold.
8)You are driving and take a turn too fast and fear your tires will slide out.
9)You check silverfish everyday...at least 5 times.
10)You spend hours looking at longboards, wheels, trucks, and bushings that you want.
12) you think using brakes during car races is cheating.
13) you scout hills on Google Maps/Earth.
14) wish you could "coleman" your car down a hill.
15) you see construction cones and think that they would be a good slalom course.
16) you go out of your way just to avoid a piece of gravel and you're not even on your board.
17) Large cracks in the pavement mean much more to you than they do to the average person.
18) you wonder what durometer the tires on you car are.
19) gumballs are more than candy.
20) Your on the motor way in your car, you see a guy crossing the street and you slide to stop.
21) you see a red light and instinctively try to footbrake in your car.
23) you think about bushing combinations while you're driving up and down different hills.
24) your parents get mad at you because you are constantly taking apart your board in the house.
25) they amount of time spent talking about different set-ups is more than talking about women.
27) you know the difference between longboarders and skateboarders and hate people that group the two together.
28) store clerks think you are going to steal stuff just because you have your board in your hands.
29) You lean your car around turns.
30) you tailgate when driving and claim that you're just drafting.
31) You name your kid Randal.
32) you footbrake on bikes.
36) you're learning about seismic waves in science, and you keep thinking about big vents.
37) cross step while walking around school, and you footbrake to a stop.
38) people get confused when you talk about different dancing moves because they have never heard of the peter-pan, lookback, tiger-claw, or G-turn.
39) your going down the highway and you put your hand out the window to air brake.
41) your excuse for being late was you HAD TO skate a hill you found on the way over.
42) you perk up when you here the word urathane, or durometer
43) you see a short board the first thought that pops into your head is, where are my slide gloves.
45) your road rash attracts attention from others.
46) someone asks you if you can do an ollie on your board you feel insulted.
47) someone says "speed cream" you don't think of anything inappropriate.
48) you challenge a car downhill for pinks.
50) you turn on the TV and see The channel "ABC11" news and think it says ABEC11.
52) your ideal date is to go longboarding.
55) someone sees you take a HUGE fall and tries to help, you weakly point down the down the street and faintly say "my board"
56) your girl asks you to take her dancing and you grab your 60" deck.
58) you're disappointed to discover that rolling sounds was actually coming from a wheeled suitcase.
64) when you use your wheels to measure stuff with the metric system.
65) you try and pull a coleman on the flowrider at waterparks.
68) you take advantage of home depot because they give out free corian samples.
69) your breaks at work consist of cruising instead of actually "breaking"
70) you link everything in physics class to longboarding.
71) you tried to put your car on angled risers.
79) you walk in the street because the sidewalk has too many cracks.
80) you walk through home depo's wood department and wonder how much flex the wood has.
81) you're ears prick up at mundane words like "garage"
82) you wake up from a longboarding dream at 2 in the morning, yell "YES!", grab some clothes, longboard, and run outside to find some hills.
83) you hate the cops for saying, "so what kind of SKATEboard is that..." and you answer "its a longboard for one..." then you realize you shouldn't backsass the police.
85) you're watching a movie, but you miss the first 15 minutes of it because you were thinking about the hill that someone was driving down in the opening scene.
89) you've added durometer to MS Word's Dictionary.
90) you can do shovits on 1-2"s of nose/tail but horribly mess up when there is more than 4"s because you are not used to that amount of leverage.
91) you have what seems like a scripted answer engraved in your head for when someone asks what your longboard is, why its better than a shortboard, where you got it, and how it rides.
92) you have added the word "longboard" because you are tired of spell check telling you it is not a word.
93) you sit in class and do nose manuals, g-turns, and shuvits with a pencil on your desk.
94) you get mad because someone just told you longboards arent for doing tricks on and are just for going from point a to point b.
95) ^or when someone says you CAN'T do tricks on a longboard.
96) you're bored, you cross step in place.
100) rainy days is similar to having depression.
102) an orangatang isnt and a animal, its a wheel

Calisse que j'viens de perdre 7 minutes. Esti que c'est cave. Pis moi je le suis plus de repondre. Mais c'est moche a l'os. 14 ans hein?